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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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yadundun-deactivated20120319 asked: gay x
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band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
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Idea for prank phone call.
Me: Hello? Is this the suicide hotline?
Pizza Hut Employee that answered the phone: No...this is Pizza Hut.
Me. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! *Gun shot noise*
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When someone tells me they like me
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Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
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mom: when are you doing laundry?
me: when i have a boyfriend
mom: you're going to run out of clothes
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
cherry0wlettes: Reblogging for the gif :’)
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yerawitchnelly: like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts they’re just sitting there watching judging.  Plotting.
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butthurtbandboys: ryan its obama, get a job
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