February 2012
i always wondered how a mouse manages to make... →
expectmore-payless:
theannoyingskwid:
I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
MTV Germany ads: 'Sex is no accident. Always use a... →
hellomynameismelisa:
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yadundun replied to your post: yadundun replied to your post: Because I’m just…
u r my world okay :* i miss you i want to hug you and kiss you and tell you how beautiful you are and spoon you and ye :(
Katie sweety… what have you been drinking?
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I’ve been in such a bad mood all day.
I’m going to bed. I’m itchy and tired. My lyf iz so hard.
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Reblog if ur da gr8est blahg evah
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yadundun replied to your post: Because I’m just that bored
baby i love you more than tea anjd you are soooo beautiful, james can fuck himself. or try to fuck rebecca, poor girl ily ily ily illyyyyyy
But I love you too bbz. You make me so moist with joy :’)
I AM FUCKING PROUD OF MY MUSIC TASTE
where-did-you-get-a-handgrenade:
Fuck everyone else.
I just updated mine. It’s so sexy right now.
vltraviolet asked: I Should Have Known is such an incredible song, you have just earned 23571098309486 points, woohoo!
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Because I'm just that bored
1 - Who was the last person you texted?
Max
2 - When is your birthday?
September 7th
3 - Who do you want to be with right now?
Max
4 - What sports do you play?
…is sitting around eating a sport?
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
My big brother
6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?
I should have Known - Foo Fighters
7 - If you were stranded on an island,...
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
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I’ve got three different versions of Smooth Criminal
Original Michael.
Alien Ant Farm.
Dubstep.
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I'm still waiting for him to get the hint
Weird creepy guy that wont stop hitting on me: So wat u doin now?
Me: I'm in sixth form.
Creepy guy: Oh is it? I've bn lookin for a job.
Me: Oh yeah, my boyfriend and I need one ahha.
Creepy guy: I'm sure ull find 1 easy bbe
Me: That's what my boyfriend says
Creepy guy: U got bbm bbe?
Me: No.
Creepy guy: Aw :( y arnt u out 2nite?
Me: My boyfriend's busy so I stayed in.
Creepy guy: I'm ill so I stayed in.
Me: My boyfriend was ill a couple weeks ago.
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randomrumiel replied to your post: I went onto youtube to download Blink 182’s album…
Blink 182 is a dubstep band
How’s the yolo porno, Oliver ;D
I went onto youtube to download Blink 182’s album and ended up downloading a bunch of dubstep remixes.
Wut?
