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Hii Iim Narzz, I'm 12 yrs ulddd. I dunt lyk gaiz bt i supurt gaiz rite idk y. umg its ure nut ur getit ryt fag. Im yung so fak it lul i lurv 2 ptray ard, jus luk @ my sw&g. h8z cn eat my sh1t cuz i am purfect. lady gurgur is my lyf xoxo txt it
Aug 20 '14

thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

Aug 20 '14

(Source: thebootydiaries)

Aug 20 '14
windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

Aug 20 '14

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

Aug 20 '14
My kind of shop

My kind of shop

1 note Tags: naz
Aug 20 '14

askthesplendorwomanandfriends:

everyone on tumblr be like

(Source: howardstark)

Aug 20 '14

(Source: yolopactt)

Aug 20 '14
Aug 20 '14

shootingstarsafterdark:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

They are actually gonna turn that into a movie? Ohmiglob! 

Please don’t screw it up, I like that book. I’ll watch the movie either way though. 

(Source: sebastianstoned)

Aug 20 '14

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

Aug 20 '14

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

Aug 20 '14

artbymoga:

mintyfuckingfresh:

idontwannabesued:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

“The Ride” by Rodolphe Guenoden

HOLD THE FUCK UP

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A CUTE STORY AND THEY WERE JUST HAVIN FUN RIDING BIKES BUT SHIT

Hands down one of my favorite short comics

Aug 20 '14

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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Aug 20 '14

three-patch-problem3:

ishouldntbeallowedoutinpublic:

who-lock-loki-lover:

amhil-has-thoughts:

riddleswithtom:

hatalie:

9 has no time for your philosophizing.

nine is tired of your crap

Nine was the sassiest. 

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to scroll past this gifset without reblogging.

Can we also appreciate Rose please? She’s like his back up sassyness and being all “Bitch please, not today.”

(Source: doctorwhodoctormarx)

Aug 20 '14

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”