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May 22 '13
doctorkatz:

my mom just posted this on Facebook

doctorkatz:

my mom just posted this on Facebook

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May 22 '13
theniftyfifties:

Marilyn Monroe reads.


Now was that comment reeaalllllly necessary?

theniftyfifties:

Marilyn Monroe reads.

Now was that comment reeaalllllly necessary?

(Source: pinterest.com)

928 notes (via fixingbenjamin & theniftyfifties)

May 22 '13

I really don’t understand why people are so against guys getting their eyebrows waxed/ threaded/plucked

Like I’d much rather be with a guy who kept himself groomed than a caveman with a mono brow so thick it shades him from the sun

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May 22 '13
falling-deeperinlove:

i found my other half<3

Nobody gives a shit. He’s probably cheating on you

falling-deeperinlove:

i found my other half<3

Nobody gives a shit. He’s probably cheating on you

(Source: shuned)

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May 22 '13

I really hope yahoo kept the receipt

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May 22 '13
4cca-fetch:

art project :)


I hope you failed for wasting perfectly good crayons.

4cca-fetch:

art project :)

I hope you failed for wasting perfectly good crayons.

178 notes (via it-just-felt-right & 4cca-fetch)

May 22 '13
tibets:

faggoty—anne:

I follow back similar.

what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado


I once yelled at a puddle. Does that count?

tibets:

faggoty—anne:

I follow back similar.

what the fuck is similar to cops arresting a tornado

I once yelled at a puddle. Does that count?

10,867 notes (via hotwhiteguy & tibets)

May 22 '13

It’s 2:34am and lm eating soup in the dark.

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May 22 '13
Are these selfies to go in your fart gallery?

Are these selfies to go in your fart gallery?

235 notes (via fartgallery)

May 22 '13

florencewelc:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

wordsflowingin:

one night
when the rain tick-ticked 
softly
against my window
i remembered someone once told me
that it takes twenty-one days
to make a habit,
but a lifetime to break it. 

if i spent twenty-one days loving you,
would i ever stop?

Actually it takes 28 days cold turkey to break a habit so….

actually its called someone literally told me that so i dont give a shit what you think and i dont need ur rude ass comments on my poetry so….

SOMEBODY wasn’t hugged enough as a child

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May 22 '13

wordsflowingin:

one night
when the rain tick-ticked 
softly
against my window
i remembered someone once told me
that it takes twenty-one days
to make a habit,
but a lifetime to break it. 

if i spent twenty-one days loving you,
would i ever stop?

Actually it takes 28 days cold turkey to break a habit so….

336 notes (via the-lonely-scottish-guy & wordsflowingin)

May 22 '13
darkness-owns-me:

awesomephilia:

Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! (via)

^haha that comment made me laugh because we all know that’s not what she’s doing..

Tumblr user darkness-owns-me wins the award for pointing out the obvious! Well done! Your parents are proud of you!

darkness-owns-me:

awesomephilia:

Aww, there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom! (via)

^haha that comment made me laugh because we all know that’s not what she’s doing..

Tumblr user darkness-owns-me wins the award for pointing out the obvious! Well done! Your parents are proud of you!

120,440 notes (via mew-squared & awesomephilia)

May 22 '13

blameaspartame:

God’s Web Site

Reported to their parent or pastor. Oh man I wish this was real.

682 notes (via shavingryansprivates & blameaspartame)

May 22 '13

4,023 notes (via jentakesitslow & overhumor)

May 22 '13

590 notes (via the-lonely-scottish-guy & phoebe-buffay)