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Apr 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

My stomach is similar to yours....I wish I had HALF as much confidence as you do. You're so gorgeous! But when I look at myself I feel ugly. I'm afraid if I have sex with a guy, he'll make fun of me so I never take off my shirt or let him touch my stomach. :( So sorry if this is too much of a personal question, but do guys usually mention it during sex? Do they say anything negative or positive or do they usually not pay attention?

drunkpalindrome:

I don’t give my stomach much thought tbh. I don’t like it particularly. There’s loose skin and billions of stretchmarks and pudge but y’know those things are normal? If a guy doesn’t make you feel like the most beautiful, wonderful goddess and like he’s completely ecstatic to be sexing you then don’t sex him. Simple. If he doesn’t like you for something as silly as your stomach then he’s probably boring as fuck in bed anyway. The majority of guys don’t really care. PLUS FUCK WHAT BOYS THINK, YOURE FABULOUS.

Apr 23 '14
dogshaming:

Shoo flea, don’t bother me

Every time Sweetie our 3 year old English bulldog gets her flea meds put on her she pouts for at least an hour.

dogshaming:

Shoo flea, don’t bother me

Every time Sweetie our 3 year old English bulldog gets her flea meds put on her she pouts for at least an hour.

Apr 23 '14
nyehs:

this fucker knows how to have a good time haha ayyyy

nyehs:

this fucker knows how to have a good time haha ayyyy

Apr 23 '14

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Apr 23 '14

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argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

Apr 23 '14
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

smith family shittin on your whole life 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

smith family shittin on your whole life 

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Apr 23 '14

caraphatash:

This movie was better than I expected 

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Apr 23 '14

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

Apr 23 '14
mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

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Apr 23 '14

tardis-mind-palace:

The three stages of doing homework

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Apr 23 '14

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Apr 23 '14

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

Apr 23 '14

Anonymous asked:

How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.