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Oct 2 '14

d0nn0:

there are more nipples in the world than people

Oct 2 '14
Oct 2 '14

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Oct 2 '14

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Oct 2 '14

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Oct 2 '14
Oct 2 '14
helloitsthemartianspacejamjordan:

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew


this raspberry is weird colours…

helloitsthemartianspacejamjordan:

ausonia:

Ladybug in the morning dew

this raspberry is weird colours…

Oct 2 '14

starscreamsswayinghips:

rifa:

freddy-krueger:

special-effects-makeup:

Daniel Radcliffe's transformation in the upcoming Horns has been kept largely under wraps ahead of the movie’s Halloween release date. But some totally amazing new pictures making the rounds online today show just how complete Radcliffe’s devilish transformation will be.” [article]

HHOOLLLYYYYFFUUUCCCKKK

FUCKING IGNATIUS OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS FUCK ME SIDEWAYS EVERYONE WHO IS PUMPED ABOUT IT PLEASE GO READ THE BOOK RIGHT NOW AND YOU’LL PISS WITH MOE EXCITEMENT

OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDD I AM SO FUCKIN STOKED RIGHT NOW.

Oct 2 '14
mattressblowoutsale:

this is…..uncomfortably effective

mattressblowoutsale:

this is…..uncomfortably effective

Oct 2 '14
crystalvanmeter:

penis-hilton:

boo you whore

so are we ignoring the fact that that’s mila kunis or what

crystalvanmeter:

penis-hilton:

boo you whore

so are we ignoring the fact that that’s mila kunis or what

Oct 2 '14

littlesammythemoose:

pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

Oct 2 '14
Oct 2 '14

townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

Oct 2 '14

illuminatiowls:

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

This man was my hero. 💔😢 RIP

Oct 2 '14

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